Posted 9 hours ago

comin4dabooty:

"Whats ur zodiac sign?"

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(Source: baelingual)

Posted 15 hours ago

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

Posted 17 hours ago

Some of my nicer cards from recently. See more here!

Posted 21 hours ago

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

Posted 1 day ago

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

Posted 1 day ago
wolfiescrossing:

yOU GUYS, i THINK THE MAYOR IS DEAD.

wolfiescrossing:

yOU GUYS, i THINK THE MAYOR IS DEAD.

Posted 1 day ago

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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Posted 2 days ago

Is it bad that I can’t stand how quiet the house is when I have it all to myself for a few nights?

I’ve started listening to ambient videogame music to cope with this crazy silence

This is probably what I get for living with two noisy females for so long and then having them go on vacation

Either way, Minecraft has such a nice and relaxing soundtrack~

Posted 2 days ago

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

  1. Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  2. Piss easy: extremely easy.
  3. Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  4. Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  5. Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  6. Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  7. Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  8. Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  9. Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  10. Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  11. Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  12. Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  13. As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
Posted 2 days ago

raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.